Mayor Of Simpleton
1989
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8 chords used in this song
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CNever been D7near a uniCversiD7ty
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CNever took a D7paper or a Clearned deD7gree
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And Gsome of your friends think that's A7stupid of me
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But it's Cnothing that I care Dabout
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Well I Cdon't know D7how to tell the Gweight of the sun
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And of CmatheD7matics well GI want none
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And I Gmay be the Mayor of E7Simpleton
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But I Cknow one Dthing and that's I Clove D7you CD7
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When their Clogic grows D7cold and all Cthinking gets D7done
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You'll be Cwarm in the arms of the D7Mayor of SimpleGtonCG
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CI can't have been D7there when brains were Chanded D7round
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(CPlease be upD7standing for the CMayor of D7Simpleton)
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Or Cget past the D7cover of your Cbooks proD7found
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(CPlease be upD7standing for the CMayor of D7Simpleton)
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And Gsome of your friends thinks it's A7really unsound
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That you're Ceven seen talking to Dme
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Well I Cdon't know D7how to write a Gbig hit song
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And all Ccrossword D7puzzles well GI just shun
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And I Gmay be the Mayor of E7Simpleton
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But I Cknow one Dthing and that's I Clove D7you CD7
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I'm not Bmproud of the fact that I Emnever learned much
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Just Gfeel I should say
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What you Bmget is all real, I can't Emput on an act
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It takes A7brains to do that Danyway (And anyway...)
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And I Ccan't unD7ravel riddles, Gproblems and puns
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How the Chome comD7puter has me Gon the run
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And I Gmay be the Mayor of E7Simpleton
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But I Cknow one Dthing and that's I Clove D7you CD7
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Clove D7you CD7
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If Cdepth of D7feeling is a CcurrenD7cy
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(CPlease be upD7standing for the CMayor of D7Simpleton)
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Then CI'm the D7man who grew the Cmoney D7tree
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(CNo chain of D7office and no Chope of D7getting one)
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GSome of your friends are too A7brainy to see
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That they're Cpaupers and that's how they'll Dstay
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Well I Cdon't know D7how many pounds Gmake up a ton
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Of all the CNobel D7prizes that GI've never won
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And I Gmay be the Mayor of E7Simpleton
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But I Cknow one Dthing and that's I Clove D7you CD7
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When their Clogic grows D7cold and all Cthinking gets D7done
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You'll be Cwarm in the arms of the D7Mayor of SimpleGtonCG
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You'll be Cwarm in the arms of the D7Mayor of SimpleGtonCG
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You'll be Cwarm in the arms of the D7Mayor...
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(CPlease be upD7standing for the CMayor of D7Simpleton)
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(CPlease be upD7standing for the CMayor of D7Simpleton)
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